Blowjobs, blowjobs, blowjobs. We don’t have to tell you how popular and iconic this form of oral pleasure is. And there’s a good reason why.
The warmth, the wetness, the suction, the rhythm. It’s intimate, it’s satisfying, and it feels amazing. The only thing is to get a blowjob (and have it be a good one), you need another person to do it! And we doubt you can do it to yourself.
But what if you could experience all that pleasure anytime, without needing a partner?
You’ve probably seen memes or jokes online about the “Gluck Gluck 3000.” While hilarious, it’s also a fantasy. A mind-blowing, hands-free, over-the-top experience that makes you lose your mind a little.
That’s where blowjob machines comes in. The new attention to the sex tech world that’s blowing people’s minds.
Whether you’re single, in a long-distance relationship, or just want to explore the world of self-pleasure (and we’re all for it!), blowjob machines and blowjob sex toys are changing the game.
Let’s break down exactly how to simulate a blowjob using the latest sex toys. What makes it feel so real, and how to choose the best toys for your needs?
What is Blowjob Simulation?
Oh, we’re sure you want in on this info (who wouldn’t?).
Blowjob simulation is exactly how it sounds: recreating the sensations of oral sex either through hands, sex toys, or machines.
Of course, you can manually imitate a blowjob with lubed-up hands. But let’s be honest, the best feeling comes from using sex toys or devices that are specifically designed to mimic the feel of the mouth, tongue, and throat.
Your basic sex toy won’t do the trick. But that’s where teledildonics come into play. These toys aren’t your average run-of-the-mill sex toy.
They’re made with a high-tech design to mimic human touch, giving you a blowjob that’ll make it feel like the real thing.
This isn’t anything like the stoker you have in your dresser drawer right now. They’re highly interactive sex toys that you can sync with adult content or your partner’s toy (making it also perfect for long-distance).
Why Use a Blowjob Machine?
Have you heard of a blowjob machine before? If not, then you’re about to get your mind blown - and maybe even your dick.
A blowjob machine is a sex toy designed to deliver hands-free, intense pleasure by mimicking the sensations of oral sex. It’s not just about vibration or stroking. A blowjob machine can simulate the movements, suction, and rhythm of a real blowjob.
Here are some of the reasons why people love blowjob sex toys:
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Hands-free pleasure: You don’t need to use your hands for a semi-blowjob. A blowjob machine lets you sit back and relax. Trust us, it’ll suck you dry without having to put a finger on it.
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Realistic sensations: You don’t need a blowjob machine that’s going to give a weak suck. If you’re going to get a blowjob, you want it to be a good one.
Blowjob sex toys like Kiiroo’s PowerBlow have pulsing suction, twisting action, and lifelike sleeves, you won’t even remember it’s a toy. -
Customizable and interactive features: You get to choose your intensity, rhythm, and duration. You also get to decide how you get to enjoy the blowjob.
Do you want to watch adult content with it? VR? Or connect it to your partner’s toy for some couple’s action?
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Connect with other sex toys: You really do have full control with a blowjob machine. Especially with Kiiroo’s sex toys, you have the ability to connect to other toys via the FeelConnect app.
From there, you can control your partner’s toy and vice versa, letting you feel each other’s movements in real time, no matter the distance.
Now tell us that blowjob sex toys aren’t the wildest?
How to Simulate a Blowjob
Ready to take things to the next level? Here’s our guide to simulating a blowjob at home with or without a machine.
1. Set the mood
Whether you’re flying solo (or with a toy), you want to create the right vibe that can elevate the experience. Take a couple of minutes to set the scene. Dim the lights, throw on some music or your favorite adult video, and give yourself permission to let go.
2. Choose the right toy
Not all blowjob sex toys are created equal. Trust us on this.
Some are simple manual strokers with ribbed interiors, while others, like the PowerBlow, are fully automated blowjob machines that simulate real-time oral sex by attaching specific strokers.
If you want to take your blowjob up a notch, look for these features:
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Suction control
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Rotating or thrusting action
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Textured sleeves
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Customizable features
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App compatibility
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Video and VR content connection
Having these features in your blowjob machine will help you have an immersive experience.
3. Use the right lubricant
Lube is key, but we don’t have to tell you that. It mimics the wetness of a mouth and makes every stroke more pleasurable.
We recommend using a water-based lubricant. It’s the safest choice, especially with silicone toys. Make sure you apply a generous amount to yourself and inside the toy.
4. Slide in and let go
If you’re using a manual toy, you have to grip it and simulate the motions of a real blowjob. By either twisting, stroking, or applying pressure. Switching up the rhythm to keep things interesting.
With an automated blowjob machine, things are a bit different. All you need to do is simply insert yourself and choose the settings.
Some toys, like the Kiiroo’s PowerBlow, will let you adjust in real time with synced content or partner control. You’ll be able to experience suction, pulsing, and rhythmic motion designed to imitate a partner’s mouth. Oh, and you won’t have to use your hands.
5. Build up and edge
Good things come to an end, but they don’t need to end that quickly. One of the biggest advantages of using a blowjob sex toy is the ability to experiment with edging.
Edging is when you bring yourself close to climax and then back off to heighten the orgasm. To take your edging experience to the next level, try using delay gel or spray.
6. Finish and clean up
Let the blowjob machine take you to the finish line. The build-up, suction, and stimulation can give you wildly intense orgasms - sometimes, even better than the real thing (but you’ll need to be the judge of that).
After you're finished, cleaning your toy is a must. Most sleeves are removable and washable with warm water and a mild soap or cleanser. We recommend using a sex toy cleaner that’s safe for silicone material. Then, let it air dry before putting it away.
Final Thoughts
Simulating a blowjob isn’t just about having an orgasm, it’s about exploring new ways to enjoy your body and take your experiences to the next level.
If you’re curious about blowjob simulation, step your foot into the world of blowjob sex toys.
Getting great head shouldn’t be a special occasion; it should be whenever you want.
WRITTEN BY
Natasha Ivanovic
Natasha Ivanovic is an intimacy, dating, and relationship writer best known for her writings on Kiiroo, LovePanky, Post Pravda, and more. She's the creator and author of her short stories on TheLonelySerb. She completed her first degree in Criminology and continued and finished her Masters in Investigative Psychology, but then decided to follow her true passion of writing.
