5 Male Masturbators, You Should Own
Ah, the infamous male masturbator. Kinda naughty. Kinda hip. It’s a toy every guy should have in his nightstand.
A male masturbator is a sex toy designed specifically for men. It usually consists of a soft, pliable sleeve that he slides over his penis. It makes his masturbation feel more pleasurable. They are sometimes referred to as a pocket pussy or fake vagina.
Masturbators are dead simple to use. It’s a simple matter of lubing it up, dropping his pants and sliding it onto his erect penis. Then move it up and down to simulate a penis sliding in and out of a vagina.
I own two Tengas. I’ll use one or both of them about twice a week. Here’s why: I only get sexy time on the weekends. That means I need to find another way to satisfy my manly urges the rest of the week. Cue my masturbator. Always there. Always ready. My right hand is becoming insanely jealous.
Do you own a male masturbator?
If you do, kudos! You made a smart choice and leveled up to masturbation 2.0
If not, why not? That’s a shame because you don’t know what you’re missing! There’s a huge market out there for male sex toys. All it takes to find one that suits your needs is a quick internet search.
No shame in using a pleasure product for men!”
I know more than a few guys that say they’re nervous about using a masturbator in the bedroom. Some feel ashamed. Some think it’s just weird. My answer to all of them?
NEVER feel ashamed or uneasy about something that’s harmless AND makes you feel good. If it’s enjoyable, go for it! Women have been using vibrators and dildos for decades, so why not us?
Masturbators are one of the most common bedroom toys for men and are widely available online and at brick and mortar stores. They’re very affordable as well.
I’ll put it like this: What’s it worth if you could make your next orgasm twice as good? Or even 3x stronger? Worth every penny, in my opinion.
Five reasons why male masturbators are AWESOME!
1. Avoid the dreaded death grip
Yeah, it’s a thing. And way too many guys do it. When jacking off, they squeeze too hard or go too fast. This reduces sensitivity over time, potentially making it difficult to orgasm with a partner.
Using a quality masturbator instead of your tight grip will essentially eliminate this problem. You won’t be able to squeeze your manhood to death anymore. A Kiiroo and Tenga, and you’ll never have a problem.
2. Suction, baby!
Yep. Many models offer the added benefit of suction, some having user adjustable settings. For example, my male stroker has a cap on the end that can be tightened or loosened to adjust the amount of vacuum. When turned to full suction, it’s literally like my orgasm is getting sucked right out of my cock and into the masturbator.
The sensation is similar to receiving a sensual sucking blowjob. Nice! Set it light or set it tight. If you want to blow your guy’s mind, whip out a masturbation toy and go to town on him.
3. It feels more like the real thing
Not as good as the real thing, but closer than anything else. So what exactly does this mean for the user? Based on personal experience, my stroker sleeve feels more like a real vagina than anything else I’ve used. The silicone has just the right amount of softness, mimicking a real pussy.
The masturbator welcomes my penis into its soft, moist love tunnel every single time. With a quality water-based lube, the amount of friction is just right. Not too much, not too little. It massages my member better than my hand ever could. And the grand finale? Transcendent at times.
BONUS TIP: Listen for those hot sucking noises while in use. Mmmm, nice.
4. Reduced friction
Let’s get real. Any guy that says he’s never rubbed himself a little raw at least once in his life, is flat out lying. I’ve been there, and it sucked. Lesson learned. So how does a masturbator keep you from irritating your manhood?
Simple. Plenty of lube and a softer touch. Lube is mandatory when using a male masturbation toy, so this in itself virtually eliminates friction burn. Combined with a lighter touch, see #1 above, you won’t be squeezing your manhood to death either.
5. You can warm it up
Using a cold toy blows. Most guys would probably agree on this. As long as your device is submersible, you can soak it in warm water. This will get that lovely silicone vajayjay heated up to the perfect body temperature, and ready for your throbbing Mr. Grey.
Remember, a male masturbator is a great addition to any guy’s sex toy arsenal. Masturbators are perfect for first-timers and those just getting their feet wet in the world of pleasure products for men. But they’re not just for beginners. Old pros with a toolbox full of toys would do well to add a masturbation toy to their male pleasure product lineup.
Single or married. Solo or couple. Gay or straight. It makes no difference. Masturbators are for EVERY guy. All it takes is a few minutes, a squirt of lube, and a firm up and down stroking motion to have a great time!
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