Holiday Sex How-To

December 12, 2014

holiday sex kiiroo

Sex on the Holidays

Holidays are stressful, there’s no getting around it. What’s the best way to unwind? A good f***.

Often, though, there are “barriers to entry”, if you will. You have family over, and not a single bedroom is spare. You might have kids running around, watchful older relatives who disapprove, or maybe you’re juggling multiple partners (ethically, of course). Fear not! Holiday sex just takes a little bit of planning.

kiiroo ultrasexy

  • Scope it out. If you’re the one hosting the holiday, you already have a pretty good idea of where your safe zones are: Laundry room, master bathroom, walk-in closet. Any small room with a lock on the door is a perfectly legitimate option for your mid-party romp. If you’re not hosting, you’re going to have to do some recon.
  • Use a code. If you want to add an espionage level to your holiday boning, consider adopting a simple code. Something that, when spoken, doesn’t arise suspicion. Or something you can easily text with one hand. “I could really use a hand with the upstairs fairy lights,” for example.
  • Make it quick. If you’re hoping for a mid-festivity rendezvous, don’t jerk it in the shower beforehand. There is a time and a place for the fine art of the Kama Sutra, but between the first and second course isn’t it. Holiday sex needs to be efficient.
  • Dress for success. Don’t get too ambitious with your outfit. The less clothing you have to move or remove, the faster you’ll be dressed and back out the door with a subtle orgasmic glow about your cheeks.
  • Be safe, but leave no trace. Don’t forget the condom! Condoms are easy enough to stash in your pocket, so there’s no excuse. Just don’t forget to clean up after yourself. A pocket pack of tissues is cheap, innocuous, and one or two sheets is the perfect way to camouflage a discarded rubber.

 fleshlight launch Pearl2 for her kiiroo

 

Enjoy the holidays, and may the odds be ever in your favor.






Also in Articles

oral sex for women kiiroo
8 Ways to Relax When Receiving Oral Sex 

August 08, 2019

When it comes to receiving oral sex, it should be a part of your sex life. Well, at least that’s what we’re told. “Just sit back and relax.” Though that sounds blissful, many women struggle with enjoying being on the receiving end of oral sex [...]

View full article →

kiiroo summer sex
Summer Sex

August 01, 2019

When the summer heat rolls in and you’re laying on the couch drenched in sweat, sex is the last thing on your mind. All those songs about sweet summer sex must come from somewhere. Well here is why summer sex is the best season for sex and how you can enjoy having summer sex. Plus some extra spicy tips.

View full article →

5 Long Distance Relationship Hacks
5 Long Distance Relationship Hacks

July 11, 2019

Let’s be honest with ourselves. No one ends up in a long distance relationship thinking, “oh I just love being apart from my partner for months and months on end.” If anything, long-distance relationships happen out of force rather than desire. Does the idea of being miles apart make the relationship more romantic?

View full article →