Masturbation Month: A Timeline of Sex Tech
Sex Tech Knowledge!!!!!!!
It’s masturbation month! And while you are rehydrating in between fapping and flicking, banging and wanking, catching your breath, gearing up for the next auto-erotic session….
You might as well brush up on your Sex Tech knowledge. It’s hard to imagine, but long before the dawn of the Best Male Masturbator and the first Fully Teledildonic G-Spot Vibrator, people were already using aids to compliment their (mutual) masturbatory efforts. Marble and Siltstone phallic contraptions were amongst the earliest adult toys, in recorded history, to set the timeless trend of tool-assisted orgasms!
We are eagerly hoping archeologists discover more and more ancient sex toys.
Because orgasming is just about the bestestest thing to do in the history of the universe!
And we want to envision our ancestors as happy little phucks, don’t we!
Our esteemed colleague and Sex Tech connoisseur extraordinaire Bas, whipped out a nice timeline with an overview of the history of Sex Tech.
If you feel there is anything missing or would like to add something, all of your input is welcome. (As long as you provide the sources to back it up)
Follow us on Twitter and send Maki and Bas a tweet about what you want us to take into account when we next update this infographic.