Tis’ the time of the year to bring out the ho-ho-ho! I mean, it may be the holiday season, but we’re not talking about Santa Claus—unless he’s coming down your chimney…or having you on his naughty list…or…okay, okay, I’ll stop.
But I know you have a few days off to celebrate the holidays, and I hope you’re using them! Snuggling up on the couch for a little “cheesy Hallmark Netflix movie and chill,” jingling their balls—I mean bells—you get what I mean.
Most of us see the Christmas holidays as a time to get cozy and don’t get me wrong, it is, but it’s also a really sexy holiday. And we have the receipts to prove it. A study done in 2018 found that 44% of participants planned on having sex on December 25th (explaining why August and September have the most births every year). In other words, people are literally riding a one-horse open sleigh.
But we’re not done showing receipts just yet. One-fifth of adults have more sex during the holiday season, and another survey found one in ten people have worn Santa-inspired costumes for role play. I guess there’s another way to celebrate holiday cheer.
If you’re looking to spice up your holiday season, we’re here to help you out. Here are some of our favorite holiday sex tips that will definitely put you on the naughty list.
1. Get on the naughty list
You won’t get on the naughty list being nice. Play around with some light BDSM with your partner and make sure that if one of you has been naughty, they’ll need to be “punished”.
2. But baby, it’s cold outside
Burrr, with Christmas here, it gets chilly. Have some fun experimenting with temperature play. Grab some ice cubes and massage candles, and have fun.
3. Wrap em’ up like a present
Put the wrapping paper away—what we’re talking about is playing with bondage. Tie your partner up, or let them tie you up. You don’t need to use rope; festive Christmas ribbons will do the trick.
4. Put a Christmas toy in their stocking
Buy your partner a new sex toy —just make sure they don’t wait too long to open it up!
5. Santa Claus is coming
And from what I know, Santa Claus always comes. Make the most out of your time off and see if you and your partner can have multiple orgasms at once. No pressure; it’s not about nailing the target but having fun trying.
6. Dash around in a pair of Christmas shoes
If your partner has a foot fetish, treat them to a new pair of sexy shoes for the holiday. What they wanna do after they see you in those shoes is up to them.
7. Smooch under the mistletoe
How romantic is mistletoe? But of course, you don’t have to stop at just a kiss—let the mistletoe lead you to where you wanna go.
8. Take a seat on Santa’s lap
Is there something you want to ask Santa for Christmas? Maybe a ride on his sleigh? Have some sitting-down sex where one of you sits and the other squats while riding them.
9. Home Alone
Are you into playing cops and robbers? Like to be submissive? Well, Home Alone was a Christmas movie, after all. Let them chase you around the house until you get caught.
10. Get caught kissing Santa Claus
Have a little fun and give your partner a sexy dance to the song, and maybe a little oral? Who doesn’t love that?
11. Deck the balls
Did I say balls? I meant halls (okay, that’s a lie). Curious about nipple clamps or cock cages? Why not add sexy ornaments to you or your partner (throw some tinsel on it, and you’re ready to go!)?
12. Christmas fantasy
It’s the most wonderful of the year, so why not act out your partner’s ultimate holiday fantasy? It’ll be one they’ll never forget. Maybe they want to dip your toes in eggnog and lick them clean or have you dressed up as a sexy elf—whatever it is, enjoy!
13. Lick their candy cane
Who said oral sex can’t be festive?
14. Open up your toy box
You probably have a little naughty toy box tucked away somewhere, and if you don’t, this is the holiday to build your own. Bring out your Pearl3 vibrator or a Lumen butt plug for some holiday stuffin’.
15. Light up the Christmas candles
Everyone loves the warmth and soft light from candles—but that’s not what this is about. Get yourself some festive massage candles, and get each other some erotic massages.
Natasha Ivanovic is an intimacy, dating, and relationship writer best known for her writings on Kiiroo, LovePanky, Post Pravda, and more. She's the creator and author of her short stories on TheLonelySerb. She completed her first degree in Criminology and continued and finished her Masters in Investigative Psychology, but then decided to follow her true passion of writing.
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