Sex Toys that can Fit in Your Dresser Drawer and more
Maybe you live at home with your parents, roommates or have other family members running around your house, and that can make intimacy a little tricky. It’s not that you can’t unwind with your favorite sex toy, but you definitely need to be more careful.
The last thing you want is your parents discovering your vibrato. Or having to chase after your annoying cousin who managed to get ahold of your butt plug—what a nightmare!
Whether you’re looking for a sex toy for couples or self-pleasure, the toys on our list are interchangeable and can be used for whichever occasion. Most online sex shops have these toys, so they’ll be easy to find and add to your collection.
If you’re looking for a low-key and subtle sex toy to add to your repertoire, we have the perfect selection for you. Oh, and we have some good hiding spots too.
For the ultimate spot stimulation, Kiiroo’s Clit Stim vibrator allows women to dive into pleasure with this waterproof, pocket-sized clit massager. On top of that, it provides two-way pleasure online. For solo-pleasure, you can engage with interactive erotic videos or play with your partner from a distance.
But did I mention it was pocket-sized? When you have a pocket-sized clit massager, it's so easy when it comes to hiding it. You can store it in a Tupperware container in your cupboard, in a silk pouch in your makeup bag. The options are endless.
For awhile, cock rings were seen as "kinky" (honestly, most sex toys were taboo. Thankfully, we're sex positive now!), but they do wonders for a guy's sex life. Aside from maintaining strong erections and helping a man last longer, they're extremely easy to hide. They fit in the palm of your hand, making them easy to conceal.
Throw your vibrating cock in your dresser, hide it under some underwear, and you're good to go. Maybe you can even have it on your ring stand—who's going to know it's a vibrating cock ring? Just make sure you clean it before using it. Dusty cock rings aren't a turn-on.
Vibrating bullets are amazing for female pleasure. It’s one of those sex toys that can easily go incognito and not bring any attention to itself. If you’re in a crowded home, a vibrating bullet can be low-key and be perfect for g-spot stimulation.
Even if your bedroom doesn’t have a lock, the bullet will go completely unnoticed. You can have it in your dresser drawer or, if you’re looking for a bit more security, place it in a box or purse in your closet. Just make sure it’s a box or purse no one would feel inclined to borrow.
Virtual Reality Headset
Sex toys are entering a completely new world—and it’s a fun one. Aside from the fact you get to immerse yourself in a fantasy world of your choice with Kiiroo’s Onyx+ Realm VR set, it’s extremely easy to store.
The remote controlled Onyx+ looks like your everyday portable speaker, and the VR headset is usually associated with gaming—not erotic content. So, when it comes to both devices, you’re in the clear. To make it look even more low-key if you have a gaming console, place them next to it, no one is going to know what it’s really for.
Long-distance Couples Set
You may be in a long-distance relationship with your partner, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy intimate moments with them. An amazing sex toy for couples (especially long-distance ones) is Kiiroo’s Onyx+ Pearl2 Couples Set. This high tech remote-controlled set is closing the gap for long-distance couples, but it may be a bit too big for your dresser drawer.
Though these high tech toys are larger than a bullet or cock ring, that doesn’t mean you can’t find a home for them at your place. The remote controlled Onyx+ looks like a portable speaker, so you don’t actually have to hide it. Instead, let it mimic what it looks like.
Now, the Pearl2 vibrator looks like a vibrator, but wrap it up in a towel in your drawer or closet and no one will bat an eye.
Who doesn’t love a good butt plug? That said, they’re a little more obvious when it comes to their design. I mean, what else could it be? It’s not one of those toys you can simply leave out, and people wouldn’t see.
Oh, they’re going to notice this one. No matter how much pleasure you get from butt plugs, you need a good hiding spot.
Of course, butt plugs can fit easily in your dresser drawer, but maybe you’ll want a more secure place to store them. If there’s one toy you don’t want your kids to get ahold of, it’s a butt plug.
A great hiding spot is in a coat pocket in your closet. Just make sure you clean the toy before storing it and remember to take it out before wearing your coat outside!
You can always find a place to store your sex toys. However, it’s important to remind you, wherever you choose to store them, make sure you clean your toys before and after using them.
The best sex is safe sex. Try out some of these toys on our list if you’re looking for discreet and subtle sex positive toys for self-pleasure.
Natasha Ivanovic is an intimacy, dating, and relationship writer best known for her writings on Kiiroo, LovePanky, Post Pravda, and more. She's the creator and author of her short stories on TheLonelySerb. She completed her first degree in Criminology and continued and finished her Masters in Investigative Psychology, but then decided to follow her true passion of writing.