Arguably the greatest controversy to happen in world chess is all over now, we think. In celebration, we’re releasing our concepts to two vibrating chess-piece butt plugs. Register your interest below to get notified if we go forward with their release.
This week, a judge dismissed the $100 million lawsuit that American chess grandmaster, Hans Niemann, levelled against five-time world champion Magnus Carlsen and others.
The defamation lawsuit was in response to an accusation of cheating in September 2022, and a widespread rumor that the particular method of cheating was by use of an anal device.
As soon as the cheating scandal hit the news, our designers got straight on the case to create an homage to this historical event. But, in fear of us facing our own lawsuit, we shelved the idea. Now it’s all over, we’re ecstatic to be able to announce our concept designs. We guess that chess piece butt plugs are for a very niche audience, but if we get enough interest, we’ll release a limited edition run later in the year.
Introduction
Overload your opening with the Vibrating Chess Butt Plugs, the ultimate pieces to take your sex life to the next level. A test of strategy, endurance, and patience, the unique shape of these plugs will be sure to have you surrendering to pleasure.
Suited for Kings and Queens looking to get into experimental positions and even submit to a well-executed fork – sublime vibrations from behind and, well, whoever you want in the front!
From Grandmaster to Dungeon Master, make your strategic moves en passione. Take your cues from the tantalizing settings to find a winning rhythm that takes you all the way to checkmate. There's no cheating when it comes to pleasure.
Knight Description
Hans free anal pleasure.
Made with body-safe silicone for silky smooth insertion and a flared base, these vibrating butt plugs are designed for comfort and pleasure. The Knight's unique shape will tactically fill even the most experienced player and stay securely in place through each level of vibration until your King tips.
The knight chess piece shape pays homage to strategy, strength, and power, adding a touch of sophistication to your intimate encounters. It's perfect for those seeking a playful and adventurous experience or those who appreciate collectible adult toys.
Bishop Description
Take your fianchetto to new depths.
Made with body-safe silicone for silky smooth insertion and a flared base, these vibrating butt plugs are designed for comfort and pleasure. Taking inspiration from the bishop, this plug invites you to embrace your deepest desires and surrender to the pleasure it offers.
Small but mighty, it features multiple levels of vibration and a ribbed shaft for extra stimulation that will have you trading inhibitions for pure ecstasy.
How to get your limited edition chess butt plug?
We’re so excited to be able to bring these to our customers, but as they’re so far out of the ordinary, we need a little guidance on how many to make.
To make sure our concepts make their way to digital shelves later this year, register your interest by adding your email address above.
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