Why you should own a Fleshlight
Owning a fleshlight will change your orgasm game forever. Of course, there’s nothing like the real thing. But sex just isn’t always an option. Maybe your lover lives far away. Maybe you’re single (which is crazy, because, come on, you’re a total catch!). Thank God for fleshlight!
Remember that magical time in your life? Puberty? With those hormones roaming through your pre-adolescent body, there was nothing you did more often than masturbating. Ah, those were the days! Back then, you probably tried to hide your new hobby as best as you could. You used only your dominant hand. Maybe some porn. Or a dirty magazine (hey boomer!).
But gone are those primitive times! For you are a man now and you can jerk off whenever you want. Sort off. Anyway, the point I’m making is that you’re now an adult. And that means that it’s time for an adult way of masturbating. This is where the male sex toy, the fleshlight, comes in. A fapping gift from the gods just for you and your best friend.
Still not convinced? Here are 10 reasons why you should just get a fleshlight already.
1. The next best thing
I think we can all agree that sex is the best thing in the universe. Unfortunately, it’s not always possible to get laid whenever you want to. Maybe you’re single and not interested in a relationship. Maybe you’ve just separated from your partner. Maybe you’re feeling lonely and haven’t had enough sex lately. Thank God for masturbation!
You deserve to be sexually satisfied. And using a fleshlight is the next best thing to sex. It’s designed to feel just like the real thing. Some fleshlight sleeves can even be heated up before you use them, which makes the sensations even more awesome and real.
The high quality, soft, flexible inside of the fleshlight is made from patented material to feel just like the real thing. So much so, that many men have claimed it feels better than actual sex!
2. A change of pace
Don’t get me wrong, you’re probably awesome at masturbating. You’ve had years of extensive practice until you perfected it into a form of art. But even the most epic handjobs can become boring after a while. So why not change things up?
A fleshlight is a perfect way to experiment with something new and different when it comes to fapping. Shake up your self-pleasure solo sessions in an exciting way with a male masturbator. Did you know that a fleshlight launch can increase stroke speed up to 180 strokes per minute? You can adjust your stroke length from short and rough to long and tender. Just the way you like it, baby!
3. So much to choose from
Fleshlights have been around for quite some time now. And there’s one for everyone. There are fleshlights with openings shaped like pussies, mouths, assholes, you name it! There are even fleshlights that are molded after pussies of porn stars. Always wanted to fuck a fleshlight girl? Well, now you can!
4. Mind-blowing orgasms
I don’t have to explain to you how awesome an orgasm feels like. And even if sex is not an option for you, that doesn’t mean you have to miss out on epic climaxes. Every year the fleshlights become more and more advanced. Using state of the art technology to maximize your pleasure.
5. Fleshlights boost your stamina
The technology behind the fleshlight keeps evolving every year. One of the latest products is the Fleshlight Stamina training unit. This baby not only gives you extreme orgasms but even helps you boost your sexual stamina and maximize your sexual endurance. Your partner will be grateful next time you have sex since you’ll be able to last as long as a porn star!
6. Connect your fleshlight with your favorite porn
Have you ever watched porn and fantasized about actually fucking the person you were watching on screen? Well, the future is here! You can now connect your interactive fleshlight with porn. Hook your device up to interactive porn videos, live webcams or virtual reality content. That way, the action on screen will come to life. The fleshlight mimics the movements of the pornstars so you can feel every move they make. Watching porn will never be the same again!
7. Perfect for long-distance relationships
It’s not easy being in a long-distance relationship. A survey conducted by Kiiroo revealed that a lack of physical intimacy is the biggest challenge for long-distance couples. And even though you can’t be near each other physically, thanks to the newest technology you can get intimate from afar.
It might sound futuristic, but it’s possible to have sex with your lover on the other side of the world! If your fleshlight has an interactive function, you and your lover can connect both your sex toys to each other and experience wild online sex sessions where you both feel the same sensations at the same time.
8. Fleshlights are discrete
Sex toys are awesome! There are so many fun ways to play with yourself these days. However, some toys are more noticeable than others. This is why the fleshlight is so perfect. Even if your mom might find it when she’s snooping around, it doesn’t scream ‘sex toy’.
The obvious pun is that fleshlights look like, well, flashlights. That is where they differ from owning a life-sized sex robot. Even if nosy visitors might stumble upon your pleasure stick, they’d be none the wiser. Unless they own one themselves of course, in which case a high five might be in order.
9. Fleshlights are completely safe
You might feel a bit skeptical about sticking your junk in such a powerful device. But fear not! Fleshlights have been around for a long time and are rigorously tested to the highest standards. They are made only with body-safe materials such as top-quality RealFeel thermoplastic. Nothing to worry about, just sit back and enjoy!
10. Fleshlights are easy to clean
After you’ve just had a mind-blowing, epic orgasm, there’s only one thing left to do: clean up your fleshlight so it’s ready to go for your next self-pleasure session. Luckily, fleshlights are super easy to clean. Run warm water through the sleeve for about 30 seconds and apply a special cleaning spray to it. All good!
Hopefully, I was able to persuade you into buying a fleshlight.
You deserve the best!